If you don’t think that its my choice if I want an abortion, I will not vote for you. If you don’t think birth control should be covered by my insurance, I will not vote for you. If you don’t believe that two men or two women should be able to get married, I will not vote for you. If you use “God” in an political decision, I will not vote for you.
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
A haiku about Mario Kart
hippiebones: Are you kidding me Who the fuck threw that red shell I will fuck you up
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“Nigga, its just sex. Its just dicks and pussies.”
bridgetskisses: red-miles: OH my god the cute little baby and how he like launches himself into the oatmeal ishe;gojl;a;kohv possibly the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
daniellehoo: samilano: anywigwilldo: caterpillarprincess: ohawn: i am literally crying. oh goddddd my heart Is it a lemur, oh goodness, how sweet. LITTLE BB HAS A FORK AND EVERYTHING OMG I NEEEEEED. OMG. the eyesssssss<3 NO I CAN’T!!!!! OMG I can’t stop giggling.